The Switch

Ki got us a Mac Mini this weekend, after his laptop finally gave in to alcoholism (it had its first ever glass of wine on Christmas Day, and had never really been the same since). I was once a confirmed member of the anti-mac group, but just as Apple hoped, my unreasonable distaste for their brand subsided with the arrival of OS X, and the iPod. Warning, geeky post after the jump...
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30 04 06 - 15:58 - Kieren - Photostory| - § ¶
Sick day
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You know, it is great cutting school. But I thought the idea was to go to the mall in bad eighties clothes, your dad's red sports car and a girlfriend with spectacularly big hair, not to be imprisoned in bed, rolling around half naked in the baking April heat and going half mad talking to yourself. Quite a nice start to the week, sleeping and embarking on a Douglas Adams marathon. Having skipped this particular cultural education, I am playing catch-up working my way through the five books in the Hitchhiker's 'trilogy'.
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So this is me with bird flu. Yes, clearly barking mad. Good grief, my nose looks like one of the Muppets in these photos. You know, the yellow one with droopy eyes...can't remember his name, not a major character. Clearly need to brush up on my Muppet lore.
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Today I have half watched six movies, fast-forwarding and rewinding at leisure, have listened to scores of commentaries, read the most terrible book about Jesus being a real man (oh really? you don't say...why is it so horrible to believe that he was a visionary, a man who revolutionised the way people viewed God, who gave hope to those under the yoke of Roman oppression and might not in fact be the son of God) and then cranked up the most appalling pop songs before killing my computer (may well have been said pop songs and a suicidal hard-drive). But 12 gallons of orange juice and I am on the mend.
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25 04 06 - 13:07 - Kieren - Photostory| - § ¶
Kyoto gone
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Half way through the movie last night I couldn't stop sneezing and woke up at 5 this morning with a burning fever and increasingly achy body. Needless to say I have been crap all day. The slightest hint that the weather is gearing up for summer and a spurt of flu and movie posters start emerging for the July/August holiday.
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Walking out of the building after V for Vendetta, I noticed this rather swish poster depicting the imminent castrophes facing Kyoto and Osaka. As far as I can tell from the trailer, the earth is facing sudden, massive activity from it's core, forcing calamity and tragedy upon the country. Meteors smashing into Himeji Castle, volcanoes exploding beneath Osaka, and Kyoto swept away by a biblical flood (at least the tower is gone). Prepare yourself for over-acting, cute little helpless children, Japanese actresses unable to emote and the end of the world (with a little help of cheeeeeeeeeese).
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23 04 06 - 12:54 - Kieren - Photostory| - § ¶
Things that can go f*** themselves this week
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After failing to notify commuters that they were about to alter their timetable, monday began in utter chaos at Keihan Railway stations. In one fell swoop some buffoon came up with this cost saving idea, taking the smooth efficiency of their train system and making sure that everything is f*****. Connections no longer line up, some stations are completely ignored for hours at a time (no joke) and each carriage is busier than ever. Rather than two trains in an hour, I have to change a quite brilliant 4 times and stand for two hours. This is progress on the level of British privatisation.
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I finished watching the first Dr. Who of the new series today and for a while after, just sat thinking, what a pile of crap. The unexpected thing is that Billie Piper and David Tennant are perfect actors for these roles, hamming it up and really saving this show from itself. But Russell T. Davis please, please move over and let some fresh blood take charge. I know that your budget wouldn't buy a candy bar, but you really have to stop stripping ideas from every sci-fi movie you can think of and open up the universe you are creating. You should remember the WWII episode with the gas-mask-infection and incredibly creepy little kid...that is the new Dr. Who, not the high school pantomime we have to trudge through every week. Please try harder, because you have a cast that has clicked into place.
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In what is likely to be the high point of embarrassment for me as a teacher, I forgot the cardinal rule of Japanese high schools. Never, ever lean on the sliding doors, because they are old enough and temperamental enough to give way. Which they did today, crashing back into the hallway and dragging me with them as the lock caught on one of the belt loops to my trousers. Having hundreds of students pour into the corridor to see what has happened while I was lying flat on my back, not so much fun.
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Now that I am 'left to my own devices' (their words, not mine), I have no qualms in saying that IES Corporation is the worst company I have ever worked for and that their managers couldn't do a worse job if they were encased in concrete and sat at the bottom of the Kamo River. After calling them with an urgent question and need of advice last tuesday, they got back to me...last night. By which time I had solved the problem and rather embarrassingly admitted to my school that I couldn't get my agency to call me back. And now I have another problem that is pushing me into a corner and convincing me to hand in my resignation. They have abandoned me, saying that they can't really help me as it goes against their policy of reconsidering a contract once it is signed. I need 30 minutes taken off my work time or my commuting becomes 3 and a half hours everyday as opposed to 2 and a half...the time really does matter as connections break down after a certain time. Their advice: not to make them look bad (supportive, eh?). Well, tomorrow I have a meeting with my school which will decide whether I will stay or go. If all goes well, IES will thankfully become irrelevant, because when the school is on my side, there's no need for a middle-man.
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17 04 06 - 14:01 - Kieren - Photostory| - § ¶
Sunday sunday, so good to me...
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After ditching our bikes to take a taxi home last night, we caught a lift with Misako's dad to pick them up. The sun came out for a brief spell, so we took a slow stroll around the shops. Misako is looking very sad in one of the photos, as her DS Lite has still not arrived, a month after she placed an order. Nintendo, pull your socks up.
Most of the sushi restaurants were full to bursting, or else there were long lines of tourists, so we tried a more out of the way eaterie beside the river, and hidden behind Pontocho. With the freshest fish (some poor chaps swimming worriedly in tanks beside the entrance) and a clear view over the Kamo, we spent a relaxing lunchtime in a mostly empty restaurant.
So nice to just spend a lazy day with Rhod. Got a bit upset this evening, especially hearing my mum and dad's voice and finally letting go of all the feelings I have been holding in over the last few months. Which leaves me with the simple answer that I have to change things. So tomorrow I will be talking quite frankly to my work about how unhappy I am. So fingers crossed, I will have an idea about what course things are going to take. Either I have a job or I don't. Wink.
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16 04 06 - 08:20 - Kieren - Photostory| - § ¶
Printclub posing
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After a somewhat comically tragic day (I sliced open my ankles on my business shoes, I had to deal with three vile self-loving Canadians for three hours of meetings, I had two horrible introductory classes, I am supervised by Himmler, I spent an hour and forty minutes commuting home, I had to change trains 4 times, I had my bike towed away, and I got rained on before getting to the safety of home), I decided to post these cheery little pictures.
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Of all the tiny little photos I could have chosen, I had to have the most recent because Shin's masterful posing is sheer genius. Good times, good times.
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As Rhod's coworker mentioned, yes I do seem to have my eyes closed in each picture. This is mainly because the fluorescent lighting could blind you at fifty paces, and also because I am stinking drunk. Come on, the only reason anyone but highschool girls would get into one of these bizarre alien photobooths is if they were drunk or held at gun point. Still, you can do lots of fancy things with them, like super-imposing your faces into a pot of stew...classy.
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13 04 06 - 12:51 - Kieren - Photostory| - § ¶
The wolves of sleep
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Bad dreams, the really bad ones that jerk you awake with soaked clothes and hair matted with sweat, don't happen so often. When I was young I would wake up screaming for my parents, cocooned in my bedclothes. The nightmares were terrifyingly consistent, emblazoned into my mind even now: impossibly long snouted, befanged wolves with luminous eyes, capable of walking on two legs and inexplicably wearing Georgian attire at times. One dream had a wolf leaping from a closet and pursuing me upstairs, another had a wolf bursting into our then living room to gobble up my family, and the last had a wolf secretly killing residents of a small town, making it look like suicide as he went round in a doctor's mask. All were horrifying for I knew what would happen, yet was helpless to stop it.
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Last night the wolves returned. I remember the dream quite vividly as, unusually, my brother was there. We were visiting a deep gorge, a popular tourist spot. It was growing late as we went to leave, but found there were no exits and no means of getting out. The rushing water from the rapids grew steadily louder, howling caught with ominous clarity in the river. The people were all gone. Wandering here and there, we came across a computer station that worked and I set about trying to find help, panicking and sweating, and actually slapping my brother to stop his weeping. After a little time I spotted a button to press in case of emergency. 'We know where you are, we are coming', flashed on the screen and the computer went dead. All at once I understood that this was a trap and we were about to be killed by machine-gun toting wolves. End.
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The thing about each dream are the wolves. Some time after adolescence I realised that the unrealistic images of the wolves were drawn from the cover of a Ladybird children's book (The Hound of the Baskervilles) and other nursery rhyme books with evil beasts trying to gobble up young girls and billy goats. But what of the anxieties causing the dreams? Strangely they came not in my most desperate times but signalled changes for the good. I just wonder if this is true and that the wolves rather than coming to kill me, have come to kill my old way of life?
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13 04 06 - 11:20 - Kieren - Photostory| - § ¶
The good and the bad this week...
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I can't remember a time when I have walked out of a movie, but if there was ever a time for me to stop clawing the chair arms and bail, The Producers was it. As it turned out, I let Rhodri go (he looked like he was about to cry if he had to stay any longer) and bit my lip for the rest of the film. A movie turned into a musical turned into a movie, but for what point? Farce is rarely funny, and this movie proved it so. Slow, meandering, out of date. I was actually red with anger at the cheap laughs garnered from gays, funny accents and sex. Musicals are a tricky business, The Producers takes five steps back from the likes of Moulin Rouge and the flawed-yet-brilliant Chicago.
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Having a rare moment relaxing together over lunch. Tomato ramen is very much the meal of the moment in Kyoto.
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Apparently stabbing gay people is fun for all the family. 'Pop-up Pirate' has been replaced by 'Pop-up Hard Gay' (no puns intended), with copyright lawyers rubbing their hands with glee. Japan's pseudo-queer, ultra-camp TV talent is given the plastic makeover. Jaw to floor.
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Londoners scratched their heads this week at yet another artistic offensive by the elusive 'guerrilla' artist Bansky. While a phone box copped it, BT said it might look good at their headquarters. Rather missing the point, they tried to retract the comment, laughing it off. I think there was a little more on the artist's mind than a bit of corporate art.
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10 04 06 - 13:04 - Kieren - Photostory| - § ¶
New day, new work, Ni-chuu
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Chin-up for the first day of my new job. I spent most of the morning swallowing back my concerns that I have come as far as I can as a teacher and am wasting my time following a career I am now uncertain about. More positively, being a teacher in Japan suggests you have some responsibility, which you do not. I wonder whether being a teacher in England, specialising in a subject that comes more naturally to me, would be more desirable.
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So, the good: all the attitude seems to have gone with the old school, the teachers are younger and more vibrant (also much better looking), the students immediately seem confident and cheeky, the school seems wanting to encompass me into school life much more quickly.
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And the bad: fewer classes but a lot more work. The commute will be about the same (by no means a short trip), though more hellish (today was my first experience of seeing commuters shoved into the trains by station attendants, literally pushed in until the doors would close...luckily the moment the train gets to bursting point I can get off) and I will be getting home considerably later. My one hope is that my time will be utilised rather than wasted. Fingers crossed.
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10 04 06 - 08:29 - Kieren - Photostory| - § ¶
Battle of the Towers
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So the first battle between Kyoto and Kobe begins. Got to say, Kobe wins hands down. Port Tower is small and tasteful, overlooks the sea and looks great lit up at night. Tokyo tower is big for the sake of being big, an ugly rip off of Eiffel to boot. Kyoto's was out of date before it was completed, and there is such a thing as blending into your environment.
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As part of the public works program, sought to pull Japan from post-war depression, the government embarked on massive building projects. Whether they wanted them or not, almost every city was given a tower. In most cases, unsightly, ugly and wholly pointless.
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Thirty or so years on and most look terrible. Kobe has to have points for having a tower that shunned fashion and size for a more modest effect, although I suspect this has more to do with economic issues than anything. Kobe 1, Kyoto 0.
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07 04 06 - 08:56 - Kieren - Photostory| - § ¶
Spring Break in Photo
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Here, in photo-story form, is how I have spent Spring Break. With Rhod working every day, it hasn't been much of a vacation. Kyoto has been so incredibly dull, sleepy in the seasonal warmth and sinking under the weight of camera-toting tourists hunting for blossoming trees. Misako has been around to hang out with, dragging me out of sweatpants and forcing me to shave. Damn it if I didn't want to just wallow in my woes.
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In no particular order: Misako found that nobody was home in the gingerbread house, we got drenched in Kobe, Rach and Martin flew over for a week, jenga proved tough even without a few drinks, Nishida-sensei took me on a tour of Higashiyama, Akko battled with crowds at Toji market, and Misako prayed for...well I can't tell you that!
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Two more days of freedom before I start my new job. I am a little nervous, but more frustrated than ever with teaching. I really don't care much any more about pleasing my company and have to start considering my career path in England, something which seems rather insurmountable and terrifying at the moment. Spring vacation is over.
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07 04 06 - 04:11 - Kieren - Photostory| - § ¶
Kyoto Vs.
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Two panoramic views of Kobe and Kyoto. Rhod is from Kyoto, I am from Kobe. But which city would win in battle? Kobe was razed in the war, and has emerged as one of the most spectacular Japanese cities, modern and cosmopolitan. Kyoto relies on the fact that war left it alone and it's unadaptability, preserving tradition where Kobe swept it away. So let the fight begin Rhod!
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07 04 06 - 03:40 - Kieren - Photostory| - § ¶
Kobe
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At a glance Kobe and Kyoto are remarkably similar. Their populations match, they are both tourist honeypots, they are famed for food, and both sit in the midst of Kansai's most beautiful scenery. But for all that they could be from different planets. Kyoto clings to its past, while Kobe has successfully reinvented itself after suffering war, economic stagnation and earthquake. So, which is the better city to live in? Over the next few months we will be investigating.
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07 04 06 - 03:38 - Kieren - Photostory| - § ¶
Evolution of Kyonoki

Unlike most Christian schools in America, we here at Kyonoki fully endorse the teaching of evolution. Sorry to say it guys, but Adam and Eve were not fleeing Raptors in the Garden of Eden. So, over the next couple of weeks the site will be evolving in to something much more pretty and swish. Be patient and all will be revealed.
04 04 06 - 15:28 - Kieren - kyonoki| - § ¶
Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to the Mr Men, 35 years old today.
04 04 06 - 09:04 - kieren - kyonoki| - § ¶
Wedding at Kamigamo

Lucky enough to catch a glimpse of a bride and groom entering Kamigamo Shrine. Like most crazily hatched plans, I really didn't think this one through: visiting all 17 UNESCO protected World Heritage Sights in the city. To be fair, I have cracked about 10 already, so thought that with another week of holiday to swallow up I could try and do them all. Wrong! There is a reason I haven't visited them before...they are on the very very edge of Kyoto and often stuck half way up a mountain or with a hefty waiting list. Still, today I dragged Misako with me to Kamigamo which was pretty far North and confusing to find (thanks for the terrible directions man on motorbike). Nice and peaceful, but I have to say I have been a bit spoilt with shrines and was not overly taken with this one. Fun to cycle up the Kamo river in the sun though!
03 04 06 - 11:26 - kieren - kyonoki| - § ¶
All in a Day

Daffodils in the morning.
Wizard of Oz weather.
Blazing end of day. England's ever changing face.
02 04 06 - 05:28 - kieren - kyonoki| - § ¶
All Fool's Day
The first of April some do say
Is set apart for All Fools' Day;
But why the people call it so,
Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,
But on this day are people sent
On purpose or pure merriment.
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Poor Robin's Almanac (1760)
The history of April Fool's Day, also called All Fool's Day, remains clouded. The theory about the reform of the Gregorian calendar in the late sixteenth-century, is likely to be the most widespread and most accepted.
April's fool is a man who doth allow his hard earnt work to come to nothing at the hands of those who care not one wit for his leisure...
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Anon
01 04 06 - 12:04 - kieren - kyonoki| - § ¶
Gardening

For some reason, I have felt compelled to pick this DVD up, looking for months along the shelves without success. Finally I got my hands on Garden State, and it is much more than I thought it would be. Lifted my mood, and made me sympathise with characters that do very little during the movie. The idea of a rom-com would have me running for miles, yet this was so much more. A film which is life affirming, without preaching or feeling the need to end with a twist or dramatic death. Zach Braph, I hated you in Scrubs (and Scrubs come to think of it), but as a writer/director just think you made the perfect film.
01 04 06 - 09:31 - kieren - kyonoki| - § ¶
Sakura

Misako under the first cherry blossoms of the year, at the Imperial Palace (Go-sho).
01 04 06 - 02:48 - kieren - kyonoki| - § ¶
Faust

Seems that often to do what we dream we have to make sacrifices, offer up our soul, shrug off a little more happiness each time...isn't that the irony of dreams, that they are Faustian in nature, never what we imagined them to be, concealing hidden hardships. I just put down the graphic novel of Marlowe's
Dr. Faustus. If you don't know the story, Dr. Faustus wages his immortal soul for 24 years for magical powers, a more than luxurious life and all the knowledge that there is in the heavens. Despite finally understanding the nature of the universe, he turns his back from God and so his fate is sealed. Mephistopheles (emissary to the Devil) comes to collect Faustus as the bell tolls the last moments of his freedom, ready to take him to hell. Less about God, it is more about human nature, of our weaknesses, thirst to know what is unknowable, our foolishness and disappointment. At its heart it is asking whether it is better to dream, or have that dream. I wonder.
01 04 06 - 02:36 - kieren - kyonoki| - § ¶
Microcosm of an Evening

Posing
Squirming
Performing.
01 04 06 - 01:38 - kieren - kyonoki| - § ¶
'Where Everybody Knows Your Name'

Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away?
Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name,
and they're always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows
Your name.
01 04 06 - 01:36 - kieren - kyonoki| - § ¶
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